When Love Literally Opens Your Eyes! 👀💕

Picture this: Dante's still wandering around Paradise completely blind from staring at Saint John's cosmic glow, basically the medieval equivalent of looking directly at your phone screen at 3 AM! 📱 But here comes Beatrice with the ultimate relationship goal—she doesn't just say "I love you," she literally "retunes" his eyes like a spiritual optometrist and BOOM! Perfect vision restored! Talk about love being blind... until it's not! ✨

Now with 20/20 heavenly vision, Dante faces his final exam on Charity with Saint John, absolutely nailing every question about divine love like the overachiever he is! 📚 But wait—plot twist incoming! A fourth mystery light appears and it's none other than ADAM himself, the OG human! Dante goes full curious journalist mode, firing off questions faster than a TMZ reporter: "How long were you in Paradise? What was Eden really like? What language did you speak?" 🎤

Here's the mind-blowing tea Adam spills: he only spent SEVEN HOURS in Eden before getting the boot! ⏰ Seven hours! That's shorter than a workday! And his original language? Already extinct before the Tower of Babel even became a thing! Meanwhile, Dante's over here like "So you're telling me humanity's entire linguistic heritage changes like seasonal fashion?" 😅 Proof that even paradise comes with an expiration date, but hey—quality over quantity, right? 🌟

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